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damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

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radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

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illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

alegbra:

bestxatxspace:

waffleguppies:

weloveshortvideos:

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

I can’t stop watching it its like poetry

Q: Do you have any advice for incoming freshmen music majors that are beyond terrified of starting school (me)? I wouldn't call it doubts, but I am definitely just scared of not being cut out for all of this. I really can't imagine doing anything else, so I am afraid that I'm going to start school and be like "oh shit look at all of these incredibly talented people or fuck I just put in all of this energy into auditioning and now I am completely lost". Maybe this is normal, I don't know lol

— Anonymous

mellopwn:

whyamiamusicmajor:

It’s completely normal! Your life is changing and you’re being thrown into something without a lot of strict guidance besides your own to keep you on track. Honestly I think it’s a little weirder when people aren’t nervous for their freshman year. But just know that you were accepted into their program for a reason and that you are going there because they believe that you have something that you can bring to their department. If you put in the effort and do your best, the music will always be beautiful. Let us know if we can help at all! I hope this helped!

-James

Also worth mentioning:

  1. Go to class
  2. Do your homework
  3. GO TO CLASS
  4. GO TO CLASS
  5. fOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY GO TO CLASS
  6. You cannot pull up your music theory grade to passing in the last 2 weeks of the semester if you do not GO TO CLASS AND DO THE WORK (believe me, I’ve tried)
happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog

happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog

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powellflutes:

Looking for a silver or Aurumite 9k Conservatory? We visited the production floor this morning, and there are plenty in the works…

powellflutes:

Looking for a silver or Aurumite 9k Conservatory? We visited the production floor this morning, and there are plenty in the works…

Q: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

— Anonymous

wxng:

asian:

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rosaparking:

2bainzz:

coolator:

dude..

christ

Peanut butter and yogurt make ur thighs thicker forreal..? Asking for a friend

boopthestars:

SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL

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